Thursday, December 3, 2009

The News - If Today's Media Got Hold of These Biblical Stories...by Adam Edelstein (Published on Facebook)

The News - If Today's Media Got Hold of These Biblical Stories...
By Adam Edelstein
Published on Facebook

December 3, 2009

* On Red Sea crossing:
WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE
Pursuing Environmentalists Killed


* On David vs. Goliath:
HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION
Psychologist Questions Influence of Rock


* On Elijah on Mt. Carmel:
FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS RIGHT EXTREMIST INTO FRENZY
400 Killed


* On the birth of Christ:
HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS
Animal Rights Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple


* On feeding the 5,000:
PREACHER STEALS CHILD'S LUNCH
Disciples Mystified Over Behavior


* On healing the 10 lepers:
LOCAL DOCTOR'S PRACTICE RUINED
"Faith Healer" Causes Bankruptcy


* On healing of the Gadarene demoniac:
MADMAN'S FRIEND CAUSES STAMPEDE
Local Farmer's Investment Lost


* On raising Lazarus from the dead:
FUNDAMENTALIST PREACHER RAISES A STINK
Will Reading to be Delayed

2 comments:

  1. This would be funny if it weren't so true.

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  2. I agree. As I mentioned on FB, 'Christian humor, but unfortunately, most likely true!'

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